Alton: I’ve got the egg!
Shaynee: What egg?
Alton: The egg to make babies!
Shaynee: Well, actually, you’ll have the sperm. But not until you hit puberty.
Alton: What’s pewberbee?
I think that Shaynee just nominated herself for that conversation.
Then again, I’ll get the “Father of the Year” award for feeding my children 4-year old orange preserves. But none of us got paralyzed or grew a third arm or anything like that. Isn’t that the idea of “preserves”, that things will keep forever?
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